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"i think it's cool when my friends talk about their interests"

- guy who will mute you for talking too much about things you care about

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i relate to software because i too stop working for completely mysterious reasons and am full of completely unhelpful errors

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moooom, phineas and ferb are arming the prolerariat

I need to write down a list of sources defending Communism the same way quarterbacks sometimes have arm sleeves with all the plays written on them in the NFL, I swear to God.

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who's the girl next door living in the haunted mansion

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Remembering fondly when I dressed as Dr horse for Halloween and got very drunk and high and passed out next to my wife saying I don't want to be Dr horse anymore

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the funniest thing is seeing redditors backwards-reasoning their way into thinking online matchmaking systems have all these crazy metrics when literally all they do is just check an ELO ranking. guess it's easier to invent a bunch of mystical statistical reasoning that you have no evidence for than accept you are bad at a video game

i think one of the greatest pitfalls of capitalism has to be the impact it has had on peoples' evaluation of the skills of other people.

the value people have is determined entirely by wages which are determined by employers who have little if any hand in the production of the products these "unskilled" workers produced. they're nothing without the labor which lines their pockets, and yet capitalists have accepted and refuse to question how employers evaluate labor it seems like.

what a world

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SOME NIGHT I WILL CATCH
A BUS OUT TO THE WEST COAST
AND BURN THEIR SILICON CITY
TO THE GROUND

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coming out of hiding in the ruins of my safe space, crawling on all fours thru piles of shit and mimi soltysik campaign posters, "c-can we talk about neolibera-"

im shot dead by samantha bee, decked out in army regalia who then proceeds to jump up and down, hollering out what sounds like a gutteral scream

"pfft. so much for the tolerant left" i say even tho im dead

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charmander is one of the names you can be given when you are born

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i love to hear a voice from a well and simply walk away

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every time i tell people how successful making pornography has been they're shocked lol

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