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The Middle Bit @KinkiNoNeko@social.wxcafe.net

Hey @wxcafe, I reckon this isn't on you but maybe you can help me; do you know why my images are often broken? Like, all images, including avatars and custom emoji. Halp? :(

I cannot fathom how people can walk around claiming to want to 'help vulnerable women' when what they are doing is LITERALLY KILLING THEM. THAT'S NOT HELPING YOU FUCKWITS.

Jesus fucking christ. Of course the UK wants to introduce a new bill that will endanger the lives of sex workers. Of course they do.

Woke up this morning to realise I dropped my right contact lens on the floor last night instead of putting it in the case.

This is a metaphor for life, isn't it?

Asking me to feel national pride is pretty much like asking a caterpillar to become a jumbo jet. Both ridiculous and impossible.

Also still loling that my new Belgian partner and new (Belgian adjacent) metamour both asked me if I was rooting to England in hopes of giving me some good old fashioned ribbing because England was losing.

I disappointed them massively.

I 3D printed a Katamari. I feel like my job here is done.

TW: Disordered Eating, ED Show more

By "I love my partners", I specifically mean that I love @Moirane and @KinkiNoNeko

They're both absolutely fantastic and I'm not sure what did I do to deserve having them in my life, but I fully intend to enjoy the crap out of it.

I think @Moirane is my lucky charm *puts her in pocket*

I literally could not be happier I have SO MANY comics to get caught up on, this is going to be the best day.

She also said that women have empathy because uterus and childbirth.
And she questioned why any women would feel unsafe about going to a tech meetup in a bar.

Y'all. I think I lost a few brain cells on this one.

I let @skiant convince me to join @social.wxcafe and I wonder if they forget I don't speak French. >_> *eyes the mostly French timeline* 😂​

I have a face now! An excellent face. Look at my excellent Oglaf face.

THE THING WORKS WOULD YOU LOOK AT THAT