@amphetamine secondary function is to soak up all the negativity the customers can't handle and be their therapist while making their food/ choosing their clothes/ giftwrapping their books all for far less than a real therapist would because customers have been trained to read a captive audience saying "what can I get for you?" as "tell me everything that makes your heart heavy, I will fix it all with my brightest smile on and give you an extra loyalty stamp too - our secret!"