miles 🦂 ✅ @miles@social.wxcafe.net
it's been one week since you looked at me
[#nobot]
first brain: jokes
second brain: memes
third brain: brain memes
fourth brain: text descriptions of imaginary brain memes
feeling pretty tired... guess it's time to engage in some RADICAL SLEEPING *jumps into bed with fist outstretched*
game dev progress!
https://social.wxcafe.net/media/Og9yuqzqEO4ZvK_2EMI
Tired: computing
Wired: #computeing
jsyk "Descriptionable Boogie" is actually the name of my one-hit-wonder single
https://social.wxcafe.net/media/kROGSAqVtshoud-gRDg
"Yeah, I'm under this table. What of it?" https://social.wxcafe.net/media/0J5XhFytK5ibDalDK-k
https://social.wxcafe.net/media/kWWMQ1ybXWyy9pT3O98 I, uh, I'm not sure that's how percents work, but OK
Okay so, Back In The Day™ there was this terrible software written in Perl called Janus.
What did it do? It tried to federate the IRC universe. If you understand Roman mythology you'll get the joke.
I forget who originally wrote it but later in its life it was maintained by this guy named Daniel deGraff (sp?) who uh, well, he had an nsa.gov email address. Snowden didn't happen yet so most people didn't raise a stink (though it was on my mind).
THAT IS A TANGENT THOUGH.
[To Be Continued]
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I made an instance previewer, so you can see the local/federated feeds of an instance without signing up: http://www.unmung.com/mastoview?url=xoxo.zone&view=federated
fucker.ing
what the heck, mastodon, I go away for 4 days and you go double your users? NOT COOL
...actually that's pretty cool, congratulations
why are you here. think of all the riveting #brands interactions you could be having
sooo my code wont compile because I changed all of my semi colons to pictures of che guevara and now my compiler wont work, anyone know what do??
do the world a service and boop your local snoot
mastodon users be like
https://social.wxcafe.net/media/WUhZUzoRgQDiyqLD1cY
Les chinois rigolent pas trop avec Mastodon. (via https://twitter.com/nerghull/status/851506024175595521/photo/1)
But how can I turn Mastodon into a money-making machine?
*thinks about it*
*opens a webshop that sells pineapples, introductory books on the French language, and incrementally larger server thingamajigs*
can't wait for Twitter to make themselves Mastodon-compatible so we can block their instance
