all these people speculating about the youtube outage

would be nice if something like status.cloud.google.com/incide got released :^)

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"holy balls. this is incredible

the [libssh] vulnerability literally works like this:

me: "can i log in?"

server: "no. you need a password."

me: "hacker voice i'm in"

server: "login successful. you're in""

twitter.com/FioraAeterna/statu

2011: the CRIME attack is described in a public email: "would make a great paper if someone has the time" groups.google.com/forum/#!msg/

2012, September: paper is published

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just got out of my bed to fix redis quickly. livin the sysadmin life

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Our union also mandated we get raises every so-many hours- but those hours were per department, so every time I got close, they would transfer me into a different department. I got “promoted” 3 times and never got a raise in 2 years

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#VulpineClub meta // meta meta

also :patcat:​ is our most popular custom emoji (ranked by number of requests handled by the CDN over the past two weeks)

i've been reading these documents about how to deal with restricted stock awards in your accounting database, with the examples being stock of Hooli and just figured out it's the fictional company from the "Silicon Valley" fucking tv show

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every crime drama ever

mother: my son was killed. i think the chupacabra did this
hardboiled male detective: there must be a rational explanation for this
hyper-competent female detective: but what if the chupacabra was real. we need to approach this from both angles
*30 minutes of crime hijinx ensue*
male detective: we've figured out the crime. it was jeff the butcher
female detective: good thing the chupacabra isn't real
behind them: some visual effect implying that the chupacabra is real
END

i accidentially navigate away from the homepage and it now costs 5 seconds * number of pages to get back to where i was

holy shit patreon please implement calendar view, "infinite scrolling" with click to load is TERRIBLE

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what the fuck happened to bay area traffic

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satire but this probably will happen in our lifetimes, pol, genocide mention Show more

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