all these people speculating about the youtube outage
would be nice if something like https://status.cloud.google.com/incident/cloud-networking/18012 got released :^)
"holy balls. this is incredible
the [libssh] vulnerability literally works like this:
me: "can i log in?"
server: "no. you need a password."
me: "hacker voice i'm in"
server: "login successful. you're in""
2011: the CRIME attack is described in a public email: "would make a great paper if someone has the time" https://groups.google.com/forum/#!msg/spdy-dev/B_ulCnBjSug/rcU-SIFtTKoJ
2012, September: paper is published
just got out of my bed to fix redis quickly. livin the sysadmin life
Our union also mandated we get raises every so-many hours- but those hours were per department, so every time I got close, they would transfer me into a different department. I got “promoted” 3 times and never got a raise in 2 years
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well that's quite a diagram
©️: CC0 v1
i've been reading these documents about how to deal with restricted stock awards in your accounting database, with the examples being stock of Hooli and just figured out it's the fictional company from the "Silicon Valley" fucking tv show
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Erlend: "Similar to how so much of news media has resorted to prioritising divisive and shocking news reporting to maximise their ad impressions (i.e. max engagement), certain community members are very good at starting controversial discussions in the name of constructive feedback"
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interestingly strong Reddit hate from Jeff here - wonder what the customer story behind that is https://meta.discourse.org/t/thoughts-from-the-elm-community-on-intentional-communication/99332
every crime drama ever
mother: my son was killed. i think the chupacabra did this
hardboiled male detective: there must be a rational explanation for this
hyper-competent female detective: but what if the chupacabra was real. we need to approach this from both angles
*30 minutes of crime hijinx ensue*
male detective: we've figured out the crime. it was jeff the butcher
female detective: good thing the chupacabra isn't real
behind them: some visual effect implying that the chupacabra is real
i accidentially navigate away from the homepage and it now costs 5 seconds * number of pages to get back to where i was
holy shit patreon please implement calendar view, "infinite scrolling" with click to load is TERRIBLE
what the fuck happened to bay area traffic
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"ah so mr tech bro, the death of millions of folks triggered by your algorithm change was because of what at its core?"
mr tech bro: "well we wanted to de rank fake news but still give our users control, so we used an English based ranking system to stack memes above actual news because our analytics saw an increase in clickthrough for publishers"
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