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Current server status: it's not down, I promise

Current server status: the admin went to get a beer

Current server status: look at these shiney graphs

Current server status: administrating a server for dummies...

Current server status: it's not down, I promise

Current server status: look at these shiney graphs

Current server status: hope this works...

Current server status: it's not down, I promise

Current server status: it all comes tumbling down, tumbling down, tumbling down...

Current server status: about 💯

Current server status: going smooth

Current server status: administrating a server for dummies...

Current server status: FUCK FUCK FU–

Current server status: it all comes tumbling down, tumbling down, tumbling down...

Current server status: working as intended

Current server status: it's not down, I promise

Current server status: BLOOD, B̛L͝ƠO̴D̷ ̴EVE̵RY͞WH̢ERE

Current server status: the admin went to get a beer

Current server status: hope this works...

Current server status: hope this works...