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Pourquoi les parisiens ont toujours des petits fours chez eux? 

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"On croit que ça prend cinq minutes et ça prend cinq piges."

Est-ce bien raisonnable ?

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Here's a user stylesheet snippet you can use to replace hamburger menus with hamburgers:

.fa-bars:before {
content: "🍔" !important;

It doesn't work on everything, not even all websites using Font Awesome (you wouldn't believe how many ways people find to implement the hamburger...) but it occasionally pops up in hilarious places
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you: im a furry, but here in the future, you have to be extremely rich to be one. if youre not rich, you only get to be a goose

me: what the fuck

goose 1: honk

goose 2: honk

goose 3: honk

goose 4: honk

goose 5: honk

goose 6: honk

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@tOkeshu @bram Wordpress est le nucléaire du web, pour quelques instant de conforts, tu as des déchets à gérer pendant 100 000 ans

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Aujourd'hui à l'aeroport, j'ai vu un couple de vieux bosser. Leur taf c'était de distribuer des formulaires et les récupérer ensuite. J'ai demandé à la dame quelle âge elle avait: 75ans, toujours pas à la retraite. Son compagnon lui était à la retraite mais lui donnait un coup de main...

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Ah tiens, Firefox 59, pour ses plugins, gère en natif trois protocoles décentralisés, dat, ipfs et scuttlebutt

Je voudrais pas dire, mais OSX est l'un des rares systèmes que je connais où bouger un fichier d'un dossier à l'autre est plus simple en ligne de commande qu'avec le navigateur de fichier (Finder)...

OSX n'aime pas quand on sort du comportement par défaut, c'est dingue.

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"6 ways to divide Germany" by reddit user /u/gen0sse

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The Devil looked down. A small teddybear with a wooden sword was hitting his leg.
"What do you want?"
The teddy bear pointed at an old woman's soul, toiling in the fires. "I want my friend back."
"You're welcome to join her."
"You took her soul."
The Devil shook his head. "She sold it."
"For what?"
"Oh?" The Devil laughed. "She didn't tell you?"
"What?" The teddy bear raised his sword. "Tell me what?"

Est-ce qu'il a des gens qui pourraient brievement m'expliquer se qu'il se passe au Kurdistant (Rojava?), je vois des choses passer sur twitter mais j'ai du mal à saisir de quoi il s'agit, et si c'est vraiment le Rojava.

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Susan Kare, graphic designer who created many familiar icons & fonts for Apple, NeXT, Microsoft, and IBM.

Her creations include most of the iconography and fonts which shipped with the original Macintosh, and many icons which persisted in Windows from version 3 until XP.

#SusanKare #iconic #womenintech #design #designers #graphicdesign #Macintosh #NeXT #Windows #vintagecomputers #vintagecomputing

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She summoned a demon.
"Tell me," she demanded, "a comforting truth."
"There will always be another book to read."
#MicroFiction #tootfic #smallstories

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So apparently China decided to totally ban West' garbage (our garbage) importation since the 1st of January and now it's a total mess and we don't know what to do with it anymore (and we haven't planned anything yet, most of our countries didn't even have a plan for that apparently).

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