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everything broked

once again thinking about this image

paris 8

#NowPlaying Cult of Luna - Approaching Transition https://cultofluna.bandcamp.com/track/approaching-transition

listening to fam/famine on the record and becoming Deranged

hmm

CRISPRing myself the cilantro soap gene for a day just to feel something

come to RER B in the next 35 minutes if you want an ass kicking

forgot that you get weird looks if you have colored hair in public transit in france lol

there’s so much fucking smog lmao i can’t see a hundred meters away from the plane

🛬 CDG

JFK ✈️ CDG

the only thing i’ll say about the open source / white house thing is: i wish they had invited RMS because it would have been hilarious

literally two french girls in front of me just not wearing a mask at all 🥰 i just wanna [redacted]! we’re gonna spend 8 hours in a plane together! 🙃🙃🙃

lmao every person who doesn’t wear their mask is french

anyways air france’s website to upload your certificate of vaccination and test results doesn’t work on phones

“our website works on mobile devices”
and “you can’t upload photos bigger than 2MB” are two incompatible statements. sorry man my phone takes pictures that are >5MB at the least, i can’t compress them on the phone, so your website doesn’t work

hope going through security didn’t fog my film

in a fucking airport like come on

pandemic year 2 and people still don’t fucking know how to wear their masks properly aaaaa