Follow literally suggesting using a mapping of real names to short names... we could call that... a schema? and let's make it hold the type of the data too while we're at it I mean, it's there already...

@wxcafe hahaha so many people reinvent postgresql, badly.

@wxcafe hm, you know... i think I've heard of some alternative applications that they might be interested in, with these sorts of fixes baked right into the design


Step 1: Make an SQL database in a sneaky and roundabout enough way that it can technically be called NoSQL

Step 2: Enjoy the praise

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