hey, my partner and i saw you from across the bar and we really like the smell of your blood, could we offer you some amazing cinematography, a great soundtrack, and some contemplation about the meaning of existence and how to deal with despair?

if tilda swinton and tom hiddleston come to me in an alley and offer to turn me into an undead i would simply just show them my throat

sure it's harder to take pictures at night but on the other hand,


@wxcafe crap the pictures didnt load at first, but reading the text i told myself "haha that looks like a prompt for only lovers left alive... Oh." 🤣

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