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@codl 😩 bon courage

@ben valid

@skunxum huh, interesting

@ben I didn’t mention compression did I? It’s cheating

@woomy absolutely this was a joke yeah

Hmmmmm

Swap on SSD is bad because it makes a lot of writes.... but modern machines have lots of ram... tmpfs are filesystems held in memory....

New concept: swap in RAM. Faster, more efficient, saves your SSD... it’s just better honestly

@fillertrack @tom multi-track drifting

once again I am thinking of migrating all my VMs 😩

oh wow libvirtd's support for zfs is pretty cool huh ​

update: I set quotas, it still doesn't know what the fuck it's doing (see: my home directory, which is apparently 79M when the quota is 500M?)

thanks webpack

node is eating 600% cpu right now. load average is 24.26, on a 6-cpu machine. I'm running rails assets:precompile...

yep you're absolutely right my dear, that's exactly what's going on, I've got like a dozen filesystems all with 60 gigs free, not at all weird.

in this picture: a monitoring system that doesn't know how to handle zfs

@Nocta @Sylvhem si c'est bien la tête dans les nuages je confirme, j'y suis allé et y a pas de f-zero non

@Sylvhem @Nocta si vous parlez de la tête dans les nuages y a pas de f-zero non

the "Bless us, O Lord, and these, Thy gifts, which we are about to receive from Thy bounty. Through Christ, our Lord. Amen" except you remove all references to god and add something with "eat up hungy boi"

@codl @monorail okay

@gdkar OS X org

@codl @monorail gonna go to the sexshop want me to bring a few back