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if i were a programmer, i would simply predict all the possible states of my program and prevent invalid ones from occurring

me, going to do my laundry at 7:30am cause I woke up at 3 and couldn't go back to sleep: "who the fuck is using all the driers? who does their laundry at 7?"

:thaenkin:

hot take: everyone feeling 3 millions for tumblr is ridiculously low is desensitized to the absolutely insane prices tech companies are valued to (and the absolutely insane prices of housing in CA). A company that produces nothing and has never made a penny should not even be 3M.

I woke up, it's 3am, and I can't sleep anymore. I think I'll go pet the cat a bit and see if that fixes it.

Peter Sagal, on the Chernobyl podcast: "they've decided simultaneously that there's nothing wrong and there's no reason to worry, and simultaneously, no one should know about this; [the Soviets] were capable of proceeding as if both things were true"

MEANWHILE...

every single time I open and close any electronic device I always end up with one extra screw at the end and no idea where it came from

that's my personal superpower

Dans la vallée
oh oh
De Stardew
la lilala

Still fuming at the guggenheim museum not having made a catalogue for the Mapplethorpe Now exhibition. Come the fuck on.

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