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PSA: you can't say you're "back on your bullshit" if you haven't stopped being on your bullshit for a moment.

I feel like that's an important thing for yall to consider.

OK Google, procédez au super moit-moit

Is that not quite your style? Do you prefer to express your masculinity by having absolutely no personality whatsoever?

Never fear, the VENTURE CAPITAL TOOT icon is here to save you!

Wait, what is that?

YES YOU HEARD RIGHT!

TOOT! FOR MEN!

Did you always want to use Toot!, but did it just not look MANLY ENOUGH?

You can now buy Toot! for Men as an in-app purchase! You're a man, you can afford it!

You will get the all-new and entirely testosterone-fuelled TACTICOOL THEME:

@wxcafe In German it's "Das eine tun und das Andere nicht lassen", "Do the one thing and not stop doing the other"

all these credit reporting/monitoring companies' breaches must seem so weird to europeans in countries where there's no concept of credit score (most of them in the EU) lol

just realized how "having your cake and eating it too" is "avoir le beurre et l'argent du beurre" ("having the butter and the money you'd have spent on the butter too") in french and how very french-centric that expression is

Reading old networking newsletters is fun:
> Send a Cisco enough (a thousand a second) ICMP ECHO REQUESTS, and it takes CPU to 99% and drops all BGP sessions. Tested on a C7010.
http://www.xent.com/FoRK-archive/july97/0511.html
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