# sudo mount /dev/sda1 /mnt
root is not in the sudoers file. This incident will be reported.
who are you going to report that to, asshole
@wxcafe "who reports the sudoers"
@wxcafe your mum
@Nausicaa which one
@wxcafe the NSA
@wxcafe reporting you
@wxcafe and do the reports federate
@wxcafe The security log, maybe email root.